There are jokes, and then there are jokes about Montana. Safe to say that when most people make up jokes about the big sky state, they aren't usually kind. Often times it's something that has to do with the locals having no teeth, no intelligence, and no one else to date but their family members. But still, like it or not, this is the humor that people have come up with about Montana (as found on the website http://www.jokes4us.com/). So we can either get mad, or laugh along with them. We will let you decide. But don't say you weren't warned.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Montana?
A: Nice tooth!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Montana upside down?
A. There's nothing worth crapping on!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Montana?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.