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New App Analyzes Your Facebook Friends and Tells You if You Should’ve Gotten Married Already

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I love it when an app makes EVERYONE feel terrible about themselves.

Some insensitive developer over at “Time” magazine just created an extremely JUDGMENTAL smartphone app that scours your Facebook friends timelines…and reports back with whether or not you should be married by now.

The app looks through the list of your friends birth date and their status ofrelationship, and formulates the average age of your married friends.

Basically, it’ll tell you if you got married too young and spent more time single . . . or if you gotten married younger because you’re so damn old.  There really aren’t many positive outcomes to this whole thing.

The app is free, but you gotta give them permission to analyze your Facebook profile, which always feels a little invasive.

(Time / Jezebel)

(You can try the app here.)

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