My Daughter Colored Our Dog With Food Coloring
My daughter is very much like me. Her mind is always working which seems to be a common trait among night owls. She’s very intelligent, funny and creative but as such she gets bored easily. That was the excuse she used when we grilled her as to why she felt the need to commit an all out food coloring assault on our dog Lola.
Not one to back down from her principles my daughter doubled-down on her epic fail by trying to convince us it made Lola look cuter. Of course my wife is at home dealing with this minor catastrophe while I’m here at work so I told her to wash Lola the best she can and to dry her off with my daughters’ white jeans hoping that’ll teach her a lesson since yelling at her just makes her defensive.