Chris Brown, Josh Groban, Wiz Khalifa + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Happy August! It is officially Aug. 1, which means you have one month left to get all your summer goals accomplished before September starts and we fill your days with repetitive Green Day jokes. You know the ones.
Lea Michele returns to work.
First day of glee today..And at my first wardrobe fitting for Rachel Berry for Season Five! I've missed her so much❤
— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) August 1, 2013
Go home, Chris Brown, you’re drunk.
I'm not perfect nor do I have to be. We are all children pretending to be GODS!
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) August 1, 2013
Seth MacFarlane understands how the world works.
“This was not an easy decision, but…” –Everyone, before announcing an easy decision
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) August 1, 2013
This is what happens when Gillian Jacobs is in New Orleans.
Woke up this morning & thought, "I can't exactly remember the smell of steaming hot vomit" so I walked to Bourbon St. Problem solved!
— Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) August 1, 2013
Nick Cannon has big plans to invest in the magazine business for his fellow man.
U know what? I'm a do y'all a favor and purchase the @NatEnquirer How much y'all want for the company? LOL
— Nick Cannon (@NickCannon) August 1, 2013
Stephen Colbert is glad he no longer has to fear for Oprah.
Oprah Winfrey's OWN network is finally profitable. Thank goodness–for a while there I was really worried about Oprah.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 1, 2013
We are so jealous of Simon Pegg right now.
So long New York and thanks for all the Cronuts. pic.twitter.com/vZYGGDUqqS
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) August 1, 2013
Mostly because Jimmy Fallon let him sing happy birthday to Harry Potter.
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 1, 2013
Jake Johnson: dog whisperer.
The look of devastation & betrayal on a dog's face when they smell another dog on you is hilarious.
— jake johnson (@MrJakeJohnson) August 1, 2013
You know, Wiz Khalifa gives some pretty good advice.
Get stoned. Buy some merch. Have the time of your life!!! #UnderTheInfluenceTour
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) August 1, 2013
Josh Groban was having a little too much fun with his calcium.
GLASS OF MILK PARRTYYYYYYYYYY pic.twitter.com/b8yE05cjXf
— josh groban (@joshgroban) August 1, 2013
‘Modern Family’ writer Danny Zuker takes aim at Simon Cowell.
It's a miracle! I had a vasectomy years ago but after the vacation we took with our good friend Simon Cowell my wife is pregnant!
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) August 1, 2013
Maureen Johnson says we’ve unlocked a new achievement!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have achieved AUGUST! Please enjoy this CRUNCHY PELLET! *gives pellet*
— maureenjohnson (@maureenjohnson) August 1, 2013
And just like that, Rainn Wilson ruins August.
Thought of the day: At some point in their lives your grandparents were naked.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) August 1, 2013