Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch Shows Why She’s a Singer and Not a Ball Player [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Cary Rae Jepsen threw the first pitch of the night at the Tampa Bay Rays' home game on Sunday (July 14), and it was simultaneously embarrassing and awful. As in, "accidentally throwing your bowling ball backwards" awful.
On the upside? She had an admirable sense of humor about the whole thing.
Patton Oswalt, Tyra Banks, Jake Johnson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
It's Friday, July 12, so to celebrate it basically being the weekend (in our brains, at least), celebs spent the day being far too humorous for their own good. Or shilling their own stuff, but we don't care about that nonsense.
Oprah Winfrey Scores Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview + Docuseries
Seems like both Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan have good news today -- Oprah because her network gets the first LiLo interview following her stint in rehab and a docuseries to go with it, and La Lohan because, well, she gets to talk to Oprah.
YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup!
Ed Helms in ‘The Hangover’ + Professor Plum from Clue – Celebrity Doppelgangers
If Parker Brothers ever decides to reboot their board-game-turned-movie Clue, we know just who can play Professor Plum: Ed Helms, of course.
Charlie Sheen Says If Jon Cryer Doesn’t Have to Pay Child Support Anymore, Neither Should He
Charlie Sheen is of the belief that his ex-wife Brooke Mueller should have her child support payments reduced from $55,000 a month to zero -- and he's using his former 'Two and a Half Men' co-star Jon Cryer's divorce as an example.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt was pretty sure his wife Heidi Montag would sell more albums than people who actually have musical talent. Oh how very wrong he was.
Amanda Bynes Was Videotaped Either Dancing or Exorcising a Demon [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes was seen dancing in New York City -- if you can call what was captured on this video "dancing" and not "being attacked by a swarm of invisible locusts" or "my butt itches but I don't want to scratch it in public."
Or maybe she was just twerking out again.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This female folk singer pissed off a whole lot of people when she complained about Bob Dylan, saying, "Bob is not authentic at all. He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake."
Jay-Z Is Super Busy Today Lip-Syncing for Hours in the Name of Performance Art [PHOTO, VIDEOS]
At the time of this writing, Jay-Z is currently at New York's Pace Gallery lip-syncing 'Picasso Baby' -- a song off his new album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' -- and he has big plans to do it over and over. For six hours.
You can keep your "Tilda Swinton in a box." THIS is performance art we can actually get behind.
George Clooney + Stacy Keibler Broke Up Because the Sex Well Ran Dry
As we previously reported, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are dunzo (hey, we warned you), and now reports are saying that the split was a long time coming -- mostly because the intimacy was long gone.
(That sound you hear is the "George Clooney is secretly gay!" rumor mill firing back up.)